Your last p caused me to LOL. I can see heads at HP exploding all over the place if anybody mentioned Michelle’s extra poundage. I think the word for that kind of posting is, ‘death wish’. ;)
DU just baffles me lately. It used to be two clicks for me to read all their headlines and any thread I wanted. Now I can’t get in for love or money. I don’t want to try to sign up. I can’t lie or obfuscate, so I would be banned after my first post. Not worth the time or effort. I do wonder why I can’t at least read their rants as a lurker. It changed ~a month ago. Hmmm.
Use Tor Browser. They can’t track your IP Address so it may look like you’re posting from Russia.