LOL. You're not on the Duke faculty, are you?
How did you guess? Really I am not on the faculty at Duke, but I think I am well qualified to join that prestigious faculty of truly open minded, fact driven, unbiased members of the academy. In fact, I could show them how to really write a faculty petition that demands justice.
I actually teach Native American Antrhopology at a community college. It always amazes me how supposedly well educated people can jump to such outlandish conclusions based on the slimmest of evidence. I would not doubt that some serious anthropologist will come up with the same silliness I have been spouting. He/she will probably publish a paper drawing the same conclusions that people have been joking about on this thread, only it will be taken seriously.