[Deb]

The only food worse than English food can be found in my homeland, Scotland. So I know that you cannot suddenly give a person who has spent her life eating food with absolutely no flavor or chewability, Mexican food. Italian food. French or (ugh) German. She would be tossing up her toenails in nano seconds.

While in LA she should have been taken to Bobs Big Boy in Toluca Lake where she should have had a Big Boy with avocado and bacon, fries extra well done with a side of thousand, a salad with blue cheese dressing and a cherry-lemon-orange to drink.

A week of this and she's ready for El Coyote and then the World.

[Grizzled Bear]

The only food worse than English food can be found in my homeland, Scotland.

What about Haggis with Tatties and neeps and a wee dram of Whiskey?