I caught this in a #2 coil spring. I was trapping for coon's but this thing turned up in the trap. I tried to release it but it has at me something horrible, it walked on two legs. My buddy held it down with a leather jacket he had on at the time and when released it ran off down a trail about 75ft, stopped, and and vomited something that smelled horrible, then let off a horrible screech, and ran off into the distance. I'll never forget it ...
You trapped my cousin Eugene. He ain't quite right, but he's usually not violent or dangerous.
He went missing a while back, and we'd all pretty much given up all hope of finding him. If you happen to trap him again, will you cage him up and ship him back to me. I'll pay the shipping costs, plus a little extra for your trouble. Or if you'd rather, i can come get him.
If you're looking for something to bait your trap with, his favorite food is home-made Rainbow Trout flavored pudding (he won't eat t the store-bought stuff). I can send you the recipe if you like. Of course, he's also pretty fond of raw, skinless chicken breasts that have been marinated in kerosene and, of course, kimchi.