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To: pookie18

Good morning and thanks, Pookie18.

You’ve been hitting the links pretty regularly this year, I see. Good on ya!

Some advice for ya:

Sign at Golf Club.

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
8. DON’T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON’T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.


3 posted on 08/03/2011 2:40:59 AM PDT by Don W (You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.)
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To: Don W
Mornin' & you're welcome, Don W! Thanks for the advice...actually had back-to-back birdies today...not sure if I'd ever done that previously...


10 posted on 08/03/2011 8:36:05 AM PDT by pookie18 (Palin/West '12)
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