[21twelve]

I like it. (Palin sure can set up the phrases that stick.)

My suggestions:

The “America under the Bus” tour.

The “Marrakesh Express” tour.

And the “Down the Tubes” tour. (Homage to the nickname the rock group Rush gave to their Caress of Steel tour from their early years.)

[Migraine]

Good ones.

Here’s another:

“Dis-Orient Express”