[Charles Henrickson]

Pick the best pun of the thread:

a. Thief jerky
b. Caught the flue
c. Nice soot to wear
d. Hearth attack

They're all OUTSTANDING, contestants, but, after much deliberation, I think I'll vote for the first entry, "Thief jerky." Congratulations, TexasNative2000!

[Joe 6-pack]

"I think I'll vote for the first entry, "Thief jerky." Congratulations, TexasNative2000!"

Except that TexasNative2000 merely recycled my comment from over six years ago in a near identical story :-)

[martin_fierro]