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To: lowbridge
Did they shoot it?
If not, why not?

A Marine squad would have shot it, skinned it, eaten the good parts, flavored with Tabasco, sold the rest to some passing Doggies, swearing it was pork roast, and that it had stumbled into camp and dropped dead of a heart attack, on the soul of Chesty Puller.
They would have then stretched the hide, hair side down, over the hood of a Deuce and a half and used the brain to tan it and turn it into a company trophy...

Until some captain came along and told them to get rid of it...

14 posted on 08/14/2011 12:57:38 AM PDT by jonascord (Politicians should be pelted with human manure, weekly, to remind them of their worth to society.)
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To: jonascord

“Did they shoot it?
If not, why not?
A Marine squad would have shot it, skinned it, eaten the good parts, flavored with Tabasco, sold the rest to some passing Doggies, swearing it was pork !, and that it had stumbled into camp and dropped dead of a heart attack, on the soul of Chesty Puller.
They would have then stretched the hide, hair side down, over the hood of a Deuce and a half and used the brain to tan it and turn it into a company trophy...

Until some captain came along and told them to get rid of it...”

Perfect! Semper Fi!


24 posted on 08/14/2011 3:52:27 AM PDT by rickyc
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To: jonascord

I would have shot it and sold it to the highest bidder.
Wondering how much “Bigfoots”Hide would bring on EBAY?


28 posted on 08/14/2011 6:45:52 AM PDT by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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