Cats are Republican, Dogs are Democrats

Politico ^ | August 19, 2011 | Keith Koffler

[conservativebuckeye]

I was going to say that dogs are conservatives and cats are libertarians. I was going to add that neither can be considered democrats since they don’t abort their young.

[SuzyQue]

My dogs are all Republicans. I don’t have cats, so can’t comment on that part.

[Huskrrrr]

Dems are ANY pet after a lobatomy.

[MarkL]

I've always thought that cats are benevolent (though on rare occasions, malevolent) dictators.

Mark

[Sir Napsalot]

Yep, you ‘GET’ cats.

[Le Chien Rouge]

My dogs:

1) growl whenever they hear Obama’s voice
2) bark at mailmen(most mail carriers are democrat)
3) not fond of Holder’s People
4) Wag their tail and get excited when it’s hunting season
5) Poop in their own yard and not every one else yard
6) carry their own water and food when back packing in mountains
7) happily eat their own food and NOT demand that I supply them with MY steak
8) like riding in a pickup truck rather than a pirus
9) a great rat/rattlesnake hunters
10) are not intimidated by Black Panthers or Jackasses

[RJS1950]

Heh,

That is the nature of posting. I teach undergraduate and graduate courses in an online, distance learning format and if they weren’t being graded for it I would receive very few substantive replies.

By the way, I for one love dogs as well, there just isn’t anyone at home during the day anymore to properly train and monitor a dog and its behavior/needs; thus, cats are now the only pets in the house.

[traderrob6]

I’m glad you did so the rest of us didn’t have to.

[MarkL]

uh huh..cats lay around all day and expect to be fed and cleaned up after.

I suggest you read "Homer's Odessey: A Fearless Feline Tale, or How I Learned about Love and Life with a Blind Wonder Cat." Amazing story, and this cat is definitely a Viking Kittie!

He actually attacked an intruder and chased him out and down the street!

Mark

[trisham]

[jonrick46]

Wrong! Republicans are RepubliCATs and Democrats are DemonRATs.

[patriot08]

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Of all God’s creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
- Mark Twain Notebook, 1894

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
- Anon

I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
- Jean Cocteau

There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.
- Tay Hohoff

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff Valdez

Beware of people who dislike cats.
- Irish Proverb

With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?
- Fernand Mery

Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.
- Heinlein

The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
- Leonardo Da Vinci

Cats don’t like change without their consent.
- Roger A. Caras

All cats are republicans. They hate change. Except Siamese, of course. Siamese are Hobbesian monarchists.
- Emilie Glover

What greater gift than the love of a cat?
- Charles Dickens

The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
- Unknown

A loving cat can mend a wounded heart.
- Anonymous

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.
- Jean Cocteau, French poet and filmmaker

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
- Albert Schweitzer

No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me.
Epitaph on an ancient tombstone in England

>^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^<

[HerrBlucher]

Cats expect to be left alone until it's time to be let in & fed, yet offer nothing in return.

Tell that to the little blob of orange fur that is sitting in my lap right now and spends a lot of time there while I am on the computer. He has 24/7 food and 24/7 access to the outside. Tell that to the other cat that brings mice, rats, birds and whatever for me to eat. Cats give a lot in return, they are just limited in what they are able to give compared to dogs. One big advantage they do have over dogs is you can leave them on their own for 3 or 4 days or even more and they will be just fine, can't do that with a dog.

[ZULU]

I have a cat who thinks she’s a dog. She wants to go everywhere my dog pack goes and behaves like them. Guess she identified with dogs sometime in her past. Maybe she is a Ron Paul type Republican.

[CSM]

I used to call my dear Mocha Girl Dog a mooching democrat all the time. Of course, she just smiled and gave me the crooked lab look as her standard response. She didn’t care that she was a moocher who sent me off to work every day to make sure she could lay around and still eat very well....

The good thing tho is that she was one democrat that never bothered to vote!

[Colonel Kangaroo]

Beware of people who dislike cats. - Irish Proverb

Hitler was said to have been a cat hater.

[brytlea]

I think cats might be anarchists...

[Secret Agent Man]

Yup, I think your choices are most accurate.

[Secret Agent Man]

When was the last story you heard of a cat sitting for weeks beside their beloved owners’ grave, to the point it wouldn’t move and others had to feed it there? Last one I remember was from the Chile earthquake not too long ago. But there are others.

[brytlea]

I did read the funniest thing the other day on the internet. A guy was suggested (and seemed to really believe) that the different breeds of dogs came from wolves INTERBREEDING with DIFFERENT species! He was dead serious, apparently. I mean, he thought smaller breeds came from wolves breeding with things like badgers or things like that. I started say something and then I thought...no, just go on about my business...