(Vanity) Will our Pres. make anannouncement about earthquake.

[Sacajaweau]

Bet he'll come home early...not because he wants to (though he'll say it's for us) but because of the hurricane rushing up north to catch him by the arse.

No matter...in 3 months, he'll be off to Hawaii....the home of his (cough, cough) birth.

[discostu]

Why would he? Why would any president? I know Clinton was fond of the tongue biting forced tears “I share your pain” crap but we didn’t do that junk before him and it’s way past time to stop. Especially when it’s not looking like anybody got killed.

[newheart]

What is it with him and ice cream cones??

If the Washington Monument really is damaged from the quake, he'll have it torn down and replaced with a new monument to himself. In the shape of an ice cream cone.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

"Yes, we inherited the fault zone from the previous administration. Had we not passed our stimulus package, it would have been a magnitude 7 quake.

We have created or saved almost a whole point on the Richter Scale."

[cookcounty]

Maybe the Washington monument is tilting from the Father of our country turning over in his grave.

[COUNTrecount]

Barry is the king of faults...it’s always someone else’s.

[newheart]

This earthquake thing has been blown out of all proportion.

Sounds like you've been listing to Sheperd Smith on Fox trying to sound like Walter Cronkhite and calm everyone down. I agree it isn't that big a deal. But somehow, listening to Shep try to chill everyone out, isn't comforting at all.

[tumblindice]

I’m sure he will respond with the same firm hand and mature leadership he has provided to date:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StHwAffUNxo&feature=related

[McGruff]

we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was...the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal. - Barack Obama 2008

[BenLurkin]

FUBO

[combat_boots]

What, “I missed my putt?”

Since when has 0bama remarked about or visited any location, other than where minorities ‘are hardest hit’?

[combat_boots]

I see a new commission and possible department of earthquakes in our future./s

[ml/nj]

Pompous @$$hole Bloomberg made one. The government has saved us all again.

ML/NJ

[Jack Hammer]

Of course, he will.

Given the nature of his presidency, he’ll appear before the nation and say, “That earthquake is to blame for me missing my putt!”

Then he’ll blame the tremor on George Bush.

[dfwgator]

Then he’ll blame the tremor on George Bush.

Blaming Bush is so 2009, he'll blame the Tea Party.

[SoJoCo]

Like what? It’s all congress’ fault?