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So goes the story of the policeman who pulled over the Surburban for speeding. In the family truckster was a family and two of the lovliest, happiest goats you will ever see.
Policeman says, “Hey, where did you get the goats?” Kid in back says “the Zoo.” Cop says to Driver, “I want you to take these goats to the zoo right now.” Dad nods and drives off.
Next day, sure enough, the cop pulls over the same Suburban. The family is singing “Old McDonald”, the kids are having a blast. Next to them are the two goats, sporting Raybans. Cop says, “Hey, I thought I told you to take those goats to the zoo.”
Daughter rolls down her window, looks at the cop and says,”We did, today we are taking them to the beach.”
Ba du dump
Har! It’s the same old story: Ya raise yer kid to be a cop, and he ends up as a tour guide for goats.
Since this is in MN, I guess the goat’s next stop is the Mall of America...
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