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A Key West woman is facing charges after she was arrested twice in three days in separate naked, drug-fueled romps on public streets, according to police.

Alena LAZAMATAZ, 32, was hospitalized after she was found stark naked crawling down a busy Stock Island street Monday afternoon by a couple of deputies, according to a Monroe County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

Police say an incoherent LAZAMATAZ was meandering on her hands and knees as cars swerved to avoid hitting her. At one point, she rolled on to her back and spread her legs before continuing her crawl, the report said.

As the deputies tried to get LAZAMATAZ out of harm's way, she began to fight with them. With the help of some paramedics, they were able to get her strapped down to a stretcher, and she was taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation.

When she became more coherent, LAZAMATAZ told the deputies she'd been on a weekend-long cocaine binge, the report said. LAZAMATAZ is facing charges of disturbing the peace and criminal mischief, the report said.

Two days before her Stock Island arrest, LAZAMATAZ was arrested in Key West in a similar incident, according to a Key West Police report.

Police say they were responding to calls of a nude woman causing a disturbance in a restaurant parking lot shortly after 7 a.m. when they came across LAZAMATAZ , identified that day as Alena LAZAMATAZ Capiro, according to the report.

Police say a naked LAZAMATAZ struggled with deputies who were trying to take her into custody, kicking and spitting at them until she was finally put into the back of a patrol car, the report said.

The officers found a bag with LAZAMATAZ clothing and purse, and say they found a plastic baggie with a small amount of marijuana, the report said.

When they questioned her, LAZAMATAZ told the officers she'd been "smoking crack all night," the report said.

LAZAMATAZ was released into the care of the Lower Keys Medical Center staff.