Posted on 09/02/2011 6:02:09 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
You’re listening to Rush, aren’t you? LOL
Young naked Republicans romping in a pool - not for the prudish;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od7U9GhZg_g
Who? Me?
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Let’s offend everyone....
I’ve just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said ‘I’ve not eaten for two days.’ I told him ‘I wish I had your will power.’
I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.
Apparently “Blacks” and “Mexicans” were not the correct answers.
A fat girl served me in McDonald’s at lunch time. She said ‘sorry about the wait.’ I said ‘don’t worry fatty, you’re bound to lose it eventually. ‘
I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank.
When I came out, he looked at me and said ‘Any Change?’ I said ‘Nope, you’re still black’
Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight.
I thought to myself, fat chance with a face like that!
An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks What is wrong??
The boy says Me ma is dead.
Oh bejaysus the man says Do you want me to call
Father O’ Riley for you?
The boy replies: No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away..But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I’ve found that a bacon sandwich works best!
Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself I’m going to take that.
Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland. He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him Where am I? The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back. “You’re in that feckin basket.”
I had a Trivia competition shot to pieces until the last question which I got wrong. The question was Where do women have the curliest hair??
The answer I should have given was Africa.
I hope he stores his nuts for the winter!
Interesting discovery.
Mine was when the waitress said “walk this way” and I answered “if I could walk that way, I would pick myself up.”
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