This article sounds like it was written by a freakin high school student.
...REAL snakes...????? As opposed to the rubber kind you find at novelty stores??
And then it turns out they’re GARTER snakes???
Must be a super slow news day wherever this happened. I’m not going to waste my time tracking down the url and poring over the page to find something more than “Foster in Boone County”.
Missouri? We have a Boone County.