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Police called after man butchers cow in his driveway
Ogden(?) Standard-Examiner ^ | 6 Sep | Gurrister

Posted on 09/07/2011 8:14:23 PM PDT by flowerplough

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To: flowerplough

“Bring me a live cow over to the table! I’ll carve off what I want and RIDE THE REST HOME!”

21 posted on 09/07/2011 8:29:43 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: flowerplough

Did the pet pit bull get the scraps?


22 posted on 09/07/2011 8:30:57 PM PDT by fwdude ("When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve ...")
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To: flowerplough

I butcher deer and feral hogs in my back yard every hunting season.


23 posted on 09/07/2011 8:31:58 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: flowerplough

This would never happen. in Gramercy Park.


24 posted on 09/07/2011 8:33:51 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ( Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we can identify their corporate sponsors.)
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To: flowerplough; tubebender; Red_Devil 232
Burnett said. "It's not illegal,

The salient point; and at which point the police should normally butt out.

Lack of discretion, indifference to neighbors' sensibilities, less than hygienic; but not a police matter...except for the lying to the officer about shooting it outside the city limits: BUSTED!

25 posted on 09/07/2011 8:34:09 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch ("Public service" does NOT mean servicing the people, like a bull among heifers.)
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To: fwdude

I would hope so.


26 posted on 09/07/2011 8:34:09 PM PDT by BUGSWOL (No one was ever burned at the stake for saying the Earth was flat)
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To: flowerplough
Sounds like this scene from Napoleon Dynamite.
27 posted on 09/07/2011 8:35:17 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: flowerplough
"It's not illegal, but ...

Be afraid when you hear an agent of the government say this.

28 posted on 09/07/2011 8:35:33 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
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To: Venturer

Cows are routinely sold for meat. Steers tend to bring a few more cents per pound than cows because they will fatten up faster in the feed lots.

More than half of the McBurgers you buy are old (and I mean OLD) milk cows.

On butchering in the driveway, I prefer a pulley attached to a stout overhead beam. Rope or cable winches the body up off the ground. Much easier to do neat, clean work.


29 posted on 09/07/2011 8:37:09 PM PDT by wrench
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30 posted on 09/07/2011 8:37:42 PM PDT by Bratch
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To: DRey

That’s why I won’t buy property in a restricted subdivision. lol I’m too used to living 12 miles out on a farm with the closest neighbor two miles away.


31 posted on 09/07/2011 8:38:28 PM PDT by RowdyFFC
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32 posted on 09/07/2011 8:41:22 PM PDT by Manic_Episode (Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
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To: Harpo Speaks

“1. “Then the mooing stopped.”

2. “the cow was in the process of losing its head.”

Both the above statements apply to most Democrat congresswomen, especially Wasserman-Schultz and Mad Max Waters. Oops, left out Nanny Pelousy.


33 posted on 09/07/2011 8:42:06 PM PDT by Rembrandt (.. AND the donkey you rode in on.)
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To: RowdyFFC

Picked from trees.


34 posted on 09/07/2011 8:42:45 PM PDT by abigailsmybaby ("To understan' the livin', you gotta commune wit' da dead." Minerva)
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To: Manic_Episode

In the mouth and out the butt?


35 posted on 09/07/2011 8:45:02 PM PDT by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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To: Bratch

You forgot tongue and brains....some people think tongue correctly fixed is great....I cannot get my mind around eating brains tho...


36 posted on 09/07/2011 8:45:07 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: wrench

I once read a magazine article on how efficient the beef industry had become .... they likened it to pork, where there was even a market for the bung.... next sentence they were saying that the number one beef bung customer was Korea until McBurgers came along.

Now that puts a new spin on a big Mac!


38 posted on 09/07/2011 8:46:02 PM PDT by himno hero (Obamas theme...Death to America...The crusaders will pay!)
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To: DeepInTheHeartOfTexas
I have to agree, getting blood off the driveway is not an easy task. Much better to slaughter livestock out in the yard.

Or in the neighbor's yard if they aren't home.
39 posted on 09/07/2011 8:47:49 PM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a Permenant Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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To: RowdyFFC

I’ve never understood the whole HOA thing. Good neighbors are good neighbors even if they have big dogs and rusty pickups and bad neighbors are bad neighbors even if they have clean yards and BMWs.

Yeah, I don’t really want a steer bleeding out in my neighbor’s driveway, but a good neighbor will grill a couple porterhouses and open a couple good beers in exchange for the inconvenience.


40 posted on 09/07/2011 8:50:43 PM PDT by MediaMole
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