[Lucky9teen]

U.S. Rep. Jeff Landry (R-LA) holds a sign during U.S. President Barack Obama's address before a joint session of Congress inside the chamber of the House of Representatives on Capitol Hill in Washington September 8, 2011. Obama proposed a $447 billion jobs package on Thursday to help boost the U.S. economy, challenging Congress to pass legislation made up largely of tax cuts for workers and businesses.

Now, you just keep your mouth shut, and let me do all the talking, okay....Joey old boy?

[Lucky9teen]

I see this, and my blood boils. Elitist old clucks!!!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

POTUS should be at least 5 minutes late so I've got about 7 minutes to jack-off starting....NOW!

[liberalh8ter]

Is Kerry's bladder on the clock?

[blueunicorn6]

Kerry - “Let me check my pulse....crap....I must’ve died.”

[hummingbird]

I'm at a loss for words...time to check blood pressure.

“Drilling = Jobs”

Correct and thank goodness SOMEONE has a spine. Maybe it will spread.

[Renegade]

The “Brown Clown” is definitely an evil SOB!

[Graewoulf]

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(This is the best I can do to make a copy of the group picture with Zero’s First lady.)

My caption reads: “Just like Larry the Cable Guy, The First Lady has the Constitutional Right to bare arms.”

[NakedRampage]

What the heck is wrong with that dude's face???

[philman_36]

In the lips and in the eye,
I gave it "the old college try".

And now I must say goodbye,
People no longer believe the lie.

[Graewoulf]

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/XQRbr5tUpkf3J5UVSr3xFQ—/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD02MTI7cT04NTt3PTQxNw—/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2011-09-09T003646Z_01_WAS118_RTRIDSP_3_OBAMA-JOBS.jpg

” Don’t worry boss, I’ve got your back. They don’t call me Timmy Gee the Sheriff of Nottingham for the fun of it!”

[Rocky]

"So then I suggested, 'Why not call it Winning the Future?' So he did. He didn't get it until he saw the jokes on the internet. Man, I about died laughing."

[Rocky]

"Now, I know that you're the last person I should be asking this question, but when Turbo Tax asks if I received any money in tips last year, do I have to declare the money I received from friends like Warren Buffett and Jeff Immelt?"

[FlingWingFlyer]

"Don't worry. Jimmy Jr. promised me his guys would take those TEA Party "sons of bitches" out just like somebody took out Jimmy Sr."

[jersey117]

Just look at these people. This is why our country is in the sorry state its in.

[ErnBatavia]

Speakin' of Slow Joe, I rather enjoyed this one from the OFST...

[BufordP]

So I says to the ATF whistleblower, "You have the right to remain silent..."

[sjmjax]

All I said to Jimmy was "I think your comments were a bit harsh the other day" and then he stuffed a copy of TurboTax up my .....

[OB1kNOb]

"Ahhhh, to h3!! with this. I got nothing guys. Gotta go. See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!"

[OB1kNOb]

"Timmy! What are you doing here! You get back down to the basement right now with Ben and help him crank out those new benjamins faster! Now GIT!"

[OB1kNOb]

"...and then...and then...I (snicker) looked straight into the camera (heehee) and told the nation I was gonna create a bazillion new jobs by spending a half trillion more dollars (snort)and I KEPT A STRAIGHT FACE SAYING IT!!!....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"