[chargers fan]

It seems like most of the stuff guys do in the Romantic Comedies would actually get you arrested for trespassing/stalking in real life.

[ConservativeStatement]

Mike Damone to Rat in Fast Times at Ridgmont High: "First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. "