Posted on 09/16/2011 7:52:15 AM PDT by navysealdad
Prognosticator With His Weekly Picks
(Excerpt) Read more at angelfire.com ...
Seattle 0 - Pittsburgh.....well, is “kajillion” an actual number?
You mean like “the Kajillion turnover the Steelers had against the Ravens” or
“The kajillion stars Hines Ward saw when he got hit by JArrett Johnson....”
Yeah, I think it is an actual number....
Sadly, the Seahawks are NOT the Ravens.
If the Steelers lose, then my prediction of a 6-10 for the ‘Black and gold” season will come true.
Big Ben is the most over-rated QB ever. And the rest of the team got such big heads that it isnt funny.
And I am a Steeler fan{Kind of, anyways}.
My indisputable picks for this weekend:
Buffalo over Oakland
Green Bay over Carolina
Detroit over Kansas City
Cleveland over Indianapolis
Tampa Bay over Minnesota
N’awlins over Chicago
NYJ over Jacksonville
Pittsburgh over Seattle
Tennessee over Baltimore
Washington over Arizona
Dallas over San Francisco
Cincinnati over Denver
Houston over Miami
New England over San Diego
Atlanta over Philadelphia
NYG over St. Louis
There ya have ‘em.
this bill if you love me-- Pass...
this bill if you love me--
Did I mention I killed...
Osama so you'd love me?
Pass...
this bill if you love me--
Pass...
this bill if you love me--
By the way, I did kill...
Osama with my bare hands so you'd love me!
Pass...
this bill if you love me--
The only way to stop this is...
to look this way!
Well, I went 8 - 8 last week and am at a gun show this weekend...
but picks as solid as my shooting are as follows:
Kansas City 7 at Detroit 28 - My old Dallas Texans in Chief's clothing are still shell shocked and sadly...
will be Loins bait this weekend--
Oakland 10 at Buffalo 24 - Who would have thought the Waiders and Beefaloes undefeated? Well, Al and the Hell's Angels' Team will get back to normal.
Tampa Bay 24 at Minnesota 10 - The Viqueens continue to be MacSnakebit.
Chicago 10 at New Orleans 17 - Dem Ain'ts... skin Da Bears--
Baltimore 31 at Tennessee 13 - Allegra's Old Earlers cannot stomach them Dyrty Birds Crab Pie!
Cleveland 24 at Indianapolis 17 - Hoofless and Paytonless Colts...
get no respect--
Jacksonville 6 at NY Jets 27 - The Jersey Jets suffer no turbulance at all.
Seattle 9 at Pittsburgh 24 - Hell, and the Seahags, hath no fury like her Ben...
scorned!
Arizona 27 at Washington 10 - Allegra's Deadskins get back to normal, as Ken Brockmann says, "DC's Red Hued Footballers are back...
on the road to deadville.
Green Bay 45 at Carolina 14 - Cam doesn't like his visit to Mr Rogers' Neighborhood! Aaron goes Aarab, tossing shoes left and right...
completing 21 of 32--
San Diego 24 at New England 31 - Norv is crying, "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! Any Brady...
but Tom!"
Houston 35 at Miami 17 - Allegra's Texican go...
Two and O!
Cincinnati 17 at Denver 14 - Close...
but no Timbo!
Philadelphia 17 at Atlanta 21 - Vick the Reformed Vet is back in his old dogpound...
and bit on the arse again!
St. Louis 24 at NY Giants 17 - Only one Manning is playing NFL Football...
and that is the Jersey Jints' problem!
Dallas 31 at San Francisco 17 - My 'Boys get right back on their horse...
and he has his cap on right!
And he better keep on the straight and narrow...
as I am covering all these bitches bets!
* If there are Red Xs above go to http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Black_bear_skin_with_taxidermied_head.JPG,
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PCMad4weeoE/TcvwC7g8dlI/AAAAAAAAAXo/g88z9_ydce4/s1600/DeadHorse.gif,
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp14rrrAsN1qbf1zbo1_500.jpg,
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/pictures/2008/09/15/norv4.jpg,
http://denverandmore.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/tebow_bench.jpg,
http://www.nflnewsworld.com/wp-content/uploads/Eli-Manning-Injury4.jpg
or http://img.fannation.com/upload/truth_rumor/photo_upload/305/291/full/Tony-Romo.jpg
Good picks, Bendy!!
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