“Tough, tough call.
“Produces coin: heads, UN; tails, Mecca.”
That indeed is a tough call. If the coin said Mecca, it is Mecca as called.
It’s too much to hope for, but the sheer deliciousness of their heads exploding, if that idiotic black rock took two in the hat, is just so tantalizing. If only it could be. I’m sure they’d try to retaliate against NASA or something, but still. The Muslim outrage/lunacy would be the best entertainment going.