[xsmommy]

OMG OMG OMG OMG! MIND BLEACH required after even spending one second contemplating a sex act between the First Couple!

[secret garden]

And it is true, this is the closest we get to a date — which I’m going to have to fix in about 14 months.

This is the part I keyed in on, that he is planning to NOT be president. Thinking about him not having the job makes me happy. They are a fake couple, since he plays for the other team, IMHO.