What The Fire Chief Said… For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible. Not fair to make judgment of this until you see what the Fire Chief says!!!!
In South Los Angeles, a 4-plex was destroyed by a fire.
A Mexican family of six, all welfare recipients and gang members lived on the first floor, they died.
An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya, lived on the second floor, and they, too, all perished in the fire.
6 LA Hispanic Gang Bangers and ex-cons lived on the 3rd floor and they, too, died.
A lone, white couple lived on the top floor. They survived the fire.
Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious. They flew into LA and met with the fire chief, on camera. They loudly demanded to know why the Blacks, Black Muslims and Hispanics all died in the fire and why only the white couple lived?
The fire chief said
wait for it.....
"They were at work."
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some ass-hole wants to buy a half head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Texas, sir." the boy replied.
"Well, why did you leave Texas?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and football players there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Texas."
"Get outta here!" the boy said. "Who'd she play for?"