My college roommate was a mooch. He would eat anything as long as it was free. He was offered a chocolate bar, which he woofed without even looking at it. It was a whole bar of Ex-Lax, nine pieces, more than four times the recommended dose.
Someone did the Ex-Lax in brownies and gave them to our twirler. It started working during 2nd quarter so she was otherwise occupied during the halftime show.