Take a dog, any dog will do.
Plug in a lamp.
Rip the cords out of the lamp.
Touch the two bare wires together.
Make sure you have a spark.
Place the neck of the dog between your calves.
Stick both ends of the wires you have in your hands into the ears of the dog.
Hold until the dog convulses and dies.
Rejoice. Job done. Go party with your bros.
The dog won’t start stinking for at least 12-hours. Worry about digging a hole later.
Well thats a thread killer.
Sounds like a typical day for an abortionist