Towel FIGHTS!
The Stellar Acting Career of Troy McClure
Originally by Jeff Soesbe
Contributions from Hari Wierny
Movies
[7F13] “Cry Yuma”
[7F13] “Here Comes the Coast Guard”
[8F01] “Preacher With a Shovel” (with Dolores Montenegro)
[8F03] “The Revenge of Abe Lincoln”
[8F03] “The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West”
[8F14] “Calling All Quakers” (with Dolores Montenegro)
[8F14] “Gladys The Groovy Mule”
[8F14] “Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die” (1)
[9F07] “Dial M for Murderousness”
[9F07] “The Erotic Adventures of Hercules”
[9F20] “’P’ is for Psycho”
[9F20] “The President’s Neck is Missing!”
[1F21] “The Boatjacking of Supership 79”
[1F21] “Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms”
[2F07] “Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great ‘Frisco Freak-Out”
[3F15] “Muppets Go Medieval” (1977) (with Dyan Cannon and The Muppets)
[3F15] “The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed”
[3F15] “They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall”
[3F15] “Meet Joe Blow”
[3F15] “Give My Remains to Broadway”
[3F15] “The Verdict Was Mail Fraud”
[3F15] “Leper in the Backfield”
[3F15] “Make-Out King of Montana”
[3F15] “The Electric Gigolo”
[3F15] “The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel” (also director) (2)
[5F11] “David vs. Super-Goliath”
[5F11] “Suddenly Last Supper” (3)
[SI#2] “Space Mutants VII: Cry of the Space Mutant”
[SI#8] “The Itchy & Scratchy Movie” (bit part)
[SC#1] “Jagged Attraction”
[SC#1] “Look Who’s Still Oinking”
[SC#5] “Three Men And A Nuke”
[SC#12] “Ten Was Too Many”
[SC#14] “The Computer Wore Puka Shells”
[SC#14] “The Frontier Family Get Deer Ticks”
[SC#14] “The Mediocre Journey”
[SC#??] “Slow Down David Copperfield, What’s That Down Your Sock?”
[BM#1] “Calling All Lumberjacks”
[BM#1] “The Day Paul Bunyan Cried”
[RM#412] “Radioactive Man III”
[SJ] “The Pulverizer”
[SJ] “Radioactive Man II: Bring On The Sequel”
[SJ] “Sleepless in Shelbyville”
[SJ] “The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating”
[TC] “Coffee, Tea, or Fiddle Dee Dee”
[TC] “Eenie Meeni Miney, Die”
[AD] “A Bridge Too Far” (as Todd, the worlds unluckiest dentist)
[AD] “Swing, Swang, Swung” (as Bobby, the happy-go-lucky boyhood friend of Ook-Ook the lip cancer chimp)
[AD] “Three Men and a Bunsen Burner” (as the doomed Professor Landrew)
[AD] “Wake Up, Finnegan” (as Paddy the relentless bell-ringer)
Notes
“Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die” is the first McBain movie, according to the McBain trading card.
Troy turned down the part of McBain’s sidekick in “McBain IV : Fatal Discharge” to do “Contrabulous Fabtraption”. [3F15]
In 5F11, Troy McClure also plays Noah in a religious movie with an unknown title.
TV Series
[8F07] “Troy and Company’s Summertime Smile Factory”
[8F07] “Buck Henderson, Union Buster”
[8F12] “Handel With Kare”
[SC#6] “Troy McClure’s Pre-Teen Soul Machine”
TV Specials
[8F18] Miss American Girl Pageant (host)
[9F07] “Carnival of the Stars” (host)
[3F31] “The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular” (host)
[3F31] “Alien Nose Jobs” (Fox Network Special)
[3F31] “Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show” (Fox Network Special)
[4F20] “The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase” (host)
[SC#29] “Troy McClure’s Aloha from Louie’s House of Shave Ice” (Live Via Satellite!)
Musicals
[3F15] “Stop the Planet of the Apes : I Want To Get Off!”
[TC] “Muttonchops” (A one-man musical tribute to the great thinkers of the 19th Century.)
[AD] “Trucks” (as Rod, the happy-go-lucky fire engine)
Cartoons
[4F12] “Christmas Ape”
[4F12] “Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp”
[SC#6] “Barnum — The Animated Series”
Educational films and the like
[8F16] “The World Without Zinc” (child actor?)
[8F22] “Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide To You-Know-What”
[8F22] “Here Comes The Metric System”
[8F22] “Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly”
[9F14] “60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims”
[9F14] “Alice’s Adventures through the Windshield Glass”
[9F14] “The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot”
[2F15] Pepsi Presents Fractions
[3F03] Meat Council film : “Meat And You: Partners in Freedom” (1)
[3F03] “Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun”
[3F03] “Firecrackers: The Silent Killer”
[3F07] “Shoplifters BEWARE”
[3F07] “Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds”
[3F07] “Phony Tornado Alerts Reduce Readiness”
[3F13] “Young Jebediah Springfield” (A Watch-and-Learn Production)
[3F15] “Locker Room Towel Fights : The Blinding of Larry Driscoll”
[BM#1] “A Tree Grew In Springfield”
[SJ] “Turning Comics Into Movies”
Notes
Note : The Meat Council film is number 3F03 in the “Resistance is Useless” Series.
Do-It-Yourself Videos
[9F05] “Dig Your Own Grave and Save”
[9F05] “Mothballing Your Battleship”
[9F05] “The Half-Assed Guide to Foundation Repair”
Telethons
[1F03] “Let’s Save Tony Orlando’s House”
[1F03] “Out With Gout ‘88”
[1F03] “Springfield Public Television Telethon”???
“I Can’t Believe They Invented It!”
[7F13] The Candy Bar That Cleans Teeth
[7F14] Eyeball Whitener
[8F07] Spiffy, the 21st Century Stain Remover
[9F20] The Juice Loosener
[AD] Styro-Glow! (the incredibly simple seventeen-step solution that makes your styrofoam look brand new)
[AD] New Improved Brick! (the waterproof sponge! Now in decorator colors!!)
[AD] Brew ‘n’ Chew (the beer flavored gum)
[AD] Obscenity! (the fragrance that isn’t afraid to speak your mind!)
[AD] The Cobinolator! (87 hard-to-use tools in one! Instructions sold separately!)
Infomercials and Miscellaneous
[8F03] Introductory video to the “Ah! Fudge” chocolate factory
[8F11] “We’re Sending our Love Down the Well” (singing)
[8F14] Introductory video to “Rancho Relaxo”
[9F11] Voice-over for the Duff Gardens commercial
[9F19] The Springfield Squares
[1F21] Impulse Buying Network (IBN)
[3F12] (celebrity funeral) Herschel Shlomo Krustofsky, aka Krusty The Clown
[3F12] (celebrity funeral) Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye
[3F12] (celebrity funeral) Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge
[SC#17] “Where in the Heck is the People’s Republic of Kampuchea?” (travel)
[SC#17] “Boy, Oh Cheboygan!” (travel)
Self Help Videos
[1F05] “Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat” (with Brad Goodman)
[1F05] “Get Confident, Stupid!”
[1F05] “Smoke Yourself Thin”
[SC#5] “Kiss Your Butt Goodbye: Post-Meltdown Emergency Procedures”
Welcome Kiosks
[5F13] “Welcome to Springfield Airport”
[5F13] “Where’s Nordstrum?”
[5F13] “The Springfield Knowledgeum”
Medical Films
[4F24] “D.N.A.”
[4F24] “Alice Doesn’t Live Any More”
[4F24] “Mommy, What’s Wrong With That Man’s Face?”
Nature Films
[5F22] “Birds: Our Fine Feathered Colleagues”
[5F22] “Earwigs, Ew!”
[5F22] “Man Verses Nature: The Road To Victory”
Circuses
[SC#6] “Silent Partner and Wolfcastle & Krustofski Circus” (host)
[SC#6] “Circus of the Washed-Up B-List Celebrities” (circus?)
Travel Shows
[SC#15] “Where the Heck is the People’s Republic of Kampuchea?”
[SC#15] “Boy, Oh Cheboygan!”
Memorable Interruptions
[SC#9] Lisa’s book speech
[SC#9] “Your honor, I object. Fatty Airbuckle was with me the whole weekend.”
[SC#9] “Not so fast, Mr. Copperfield, what’s that in your sock?”
Autobiography
[SC#9] “The Demure McClure”
From: snpp.com