Here is my example with today's WFTD:
The non-taxpaying moiety of Americans is always cheered when some rich liberal idiot promotes higher taxes on the rest of us.
Cautionary tale of Google guy who wants Obama tax hike [$300K Dem Donor]
No pushing at the door please!
Happy Humpday Everybody!
Only 
days left until BO's replacement is sworn in.
Get to class you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Dave forgot to get the gradebook from xsmommy. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Secret Garden and Tioga are usually pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment their shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to them instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Get to class you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Dave forgot to get the gradebook from xsmommy. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Secret Garden and Tioga are usually pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment their shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to them instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Moiety...
very similar to the word the waiter uses when your drink is running low -
Motesa?
(Moh-tea-suh?)
I'm looking for a grade here
Moiety..Equal parts of something.
O.K., sounds about right. Woke up this morning at the crack o’ nine and there’s about half rain, half mist coming down making everthing moiety and soggiety.
Now for you little snuff dippers that were fed too many whiskey sips as youngin’s, don’t confuse this with some French fried word like “moi” which is just bad English.
About those tribal divisions, I dunno about that. Maybe “Moe” and “Eddy”, Moiety, but that sounds more like them boys what wears their undies backards if you know what I mean.
Moiety? How can that be a real English word if I can’t pronounce it?
I guess a “mohelty” is when the rabbi cuts off way too much?
If you have never read the Robert A. Heinlein book “Citizen of the Galaxy”, you should. It’s a great book, and you would definitely understand one of the definitions of “moiety”...