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To: cableguymn; Kevin in California

Why?

Here’s why. Every second you spend yanking a liberal operative’s chain is a minute they’re NOT able to spin their web of deceit on a weak-minded doofus who he may wind up swaying to his side.

I know it’s asking a lot, but PLEASE take your time with these crotchfruits. Appear truly sincere in your interest in their issue. MIND-EFF THEM for as long as you can.

Make a GAME out of it. Appear drunk on hope & change. Distract them with a tangential conversation on how the Global Warming is especially bad today. Ask how Bush can be blamed. Invite him to a gay marriage ceremony that night. Mention Haliburton just to increase their blood pressure. Wait for the last possible moment to laugh hysterically in their face and tell them that there’s a room in an institution with their name on it.

This goes for phone surveys or blatant libtard political calls as well.


48 posted on 10/01/2011 8:58:54 PM PDT by TruthHound ("He who does not punish evil commands it to be done." --Leonardo da Vinci)
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To: TruthHound

No thanks. I’ve got a root canal I’d rather have done.


59 posted on 10/02/2011 5:47:55 AM PDT by cableguymn
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