“Folks...it’s the Weekly World News. Not saying he wouldn’t do it but the WWW is the paper you see at the grocery store that predicts the end of the world every week and reports a different politician is a space alien about twice a month.”
wow it took 35 posts before someone finally realized this was satire. Gotta do better than that, freepers :)
Considering the contents, it's one of those ones that is hard to tell, the old *satire shouldn't be SO close to reality* ones.
Honestly, I'm surprised that no one has done this before.