[JRandomFreeper]

And there's an argument to be made that a marriage is a hostile take-over with a change in management.

Hence my oath of celibacy.

I choose to play neither game.

It's much easier, and cheaper, and less annoying to just avoid the herd and individual cows that might lead you astray.

/johnny

[Louis Foxwell]

Right, Johnny. Every time I consider violating my 15 yr celibacy I look more closely at the object of my desired trist and notice a web of entrapment that is not worth the momentary pleasure. The fantasy has died.