Being ever helpful, I will attempt to fix your crude efforts at a haiku.
First of all typically you’d want to follow the traditional 5- , 7- , 5-syllable pattern.
Your first line only had 4 syllables. Since much of your waking hours are doubtless spent worshipping the Goddess of Fairbanks, burning incense, sacrificing goats, muttering chants and casting runes, it’s understandable that you might be sloppy.
So to help you, might I reconstruct your poem, to wit:
“You are Palin’s tool
You must worship her daily
Will you stop sobbing?”
-George
OH THANK YOU! That was perfect!
LOL!!