Now THERE at last is the true Gargantua eloquence! An amphibian AND a body part, all in one phrase. I TOLD you that you would do well to sign up for the word-of-the-day emails! It works for my kids, after all!
And now, get thee to a Wizard !
That way, Gov. Palin’s bodyguards will know where you two “fans” are when they prepare their security plans.
To help yet again, I leave you with these takeaways:
The things that you and the other Palin fanatics have failed to realize from the beginning were primarily these:
1. “If” is for children. We actual conservatives can only deal with reality — not wishing, hoping, chanting, rituals, magic, or some combination thereof, that you believe would make Sarah Palin magically appear in your midst, or at least in a GOP primary run.
2. It wasn’t Palin that we actual conservatives had concerns about. She’s a very good politician and would likely make a fine president.
3. The ire and concerns we had were directed at YOU. You and your fellow fanatics.
Your 15 minutes of fame have expired. Savor the irrelevance you richly deserve.
-George