I eat a fair amount of wild-caught fish .... Gotta have my mercury.
Yellow-fin tuna tonight.....Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-e-r-c-u-r-y!!!
I can beat that one, as a kid I played with mercury...drop an old theremonmentor and the mercury balls spilled all over the floor, mom would tell me to scoop it up and I loved playing with it. Making it spread into little balls and then pushing them all together to make a big ball...lots of fun. when I told my grandkids they couldn’t quit laughing...I fear no one or nothing. Mercury is my playtoy......:O)
Wild salmon, halibut, no mercury.