[Signalman]

A couple of brain surgeons we’ve got here.

[BBell]

Awhile back the same thing happened at the Walmart near me. A Lady left her baby behind.

[dfwgator]

"God-------, you never leave a man behind!"

[Zeppelin]

The happy couple (from her Facebook page):

Kelsey Grobmeier

And according to his page, just a few weeks ago he was selling an unused desktop for $250.

[MHGinTN]

Back in the sixties, I was eating Sunday lunch in the College Cafateria once and one of the absentminded Economics profs got up and took his tray back then walked out to his car and drove away, leaving his wife sitting at the table, back to the window, still eating her dessert. She was a nice Lady, but he was as ditsy as they come.

[shibumi]

I got it! I got it!!!

They ran out of the store, leaving one of the kids in dirty diapers, yelling “Keep the change!”

(Get it? “Keep the change!” .....dirty diaper? Left the kids for payment? Keep the change?)

[Lionheartusa1]

,,,,,,, let me guess ,,,,,, Amish ,,,, right ???