[Gilbo_3]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA....i am afraid to attempt to translate that, might be a mind melt message...

[NFHale]

Da!!! Back in OLD COUNTRY, dis means...

"Yes, my cannon IS loose because I don't wear underwear, drink much vodka, and sleep with large-breasted Belorussian women.

[NFHale]

When I was jus' leedle comrade, back in OLD COUNTRY...Papa, he say to me, "Nikolai! Come here!! Drink WODKA!! Make MAN from you...grow HAIR on chest!!"

So, I drink the Wodka....Papa, he was, eh, how you say, a practical joker...Wodka was from CHERNOBYL...

Radioactive potatoes...

It grow hair, all right...but not on head. It grow from left nostril....and KEEP growing...So long I BRAIDED it...now, I come to AMEREEKA, work in Movies...Westerns...use nose hair for lasso..."Git 'long, leedle Doggie!!"

Is good, no?