[DaveyB]

I was going to go a a witch but I might offend the wiccans.
I was going to dress up as a skeleton, but I might offend anorexics.
I was going to dress up as a policeman eating doughnuts, but that might be a crime of impersonation.
I was going to dress up as a fireman, but that could offend fireman.
I was thinking of wearing a mummy custom, but that might offend those Chicago voters who are life impaired.
I was thinking of dressing like a bitter clinger with a gun in one hand and Bible in the other - wait that's how I always dress.

[blam]

"I was thinking of dressing like a bitter clinger with a gun in one hand and Bible in the other - wait that's how I always dress."

Clinging To Their Guns: Firearm Ownership Soars To Multi-Decade Highs