[Zuben Elgenubi]

Take lateral slices and analyze for climate change and carbon content over the course of the ages.

And check to see if King Arthur and the Knights get a decent burial, since this tree witnessed their lives.

Oh, and change that sign from "100 Giants" to "99 Giants", pronto.

[Amberdawn]

We have a winner!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

the mammoth sequoia had stood sentry since King Arthur's knights gathered at the Round Table.

Um...with Arthur, the round table and the knights being mostly fictional...when exactly was that?

[Jack Hydrazine]

And make a new song called “99 Luftbaum”!