[Billthedrill]

Well, OK, there’s the twenty years in the slammer for arson thing, but other than that it was a pretty sound business plan. I mean, who doesn’t look at a burning building with people screaming and sirens shrieking and fire engines lighting up the block with flashing red lights and NOT think “Wow. I feel like a pizza right now.”

[tflabo]

And as part of their prison punishment the only food they are allowed to eat is burnt pizza topped with crispy anchovies.

[varon]

I mean, who doesn’t look at a burning building with people screaming and sirens shrieking and fire engines lighting up the block with flashing red lights and NOT think “Wow. I feel like a pizza right now"

I'd be more inclined to think of roasting marshmallows and hot dogs on a stick.................