"Now, young lady, from your bag I can see you're in the top 1% of candy earners,
so I'm gonna have to take some from you and redistribute it to the other 99%..."
"Now, young lady, from your bag I can see you're in the top 1% of candy earners,
so I'm gonna have to take some from you and redistribute it to the other 99%..."
Rofl! Yes, redistribute the candy, and make sure to send the kids who got the most, home with 3 pieces, and the kid who stayed home playing video games gets a full bag!