"No, it doesn't. We don't hire people who can't be productive using the computers we provide for them. If they can be productive on a Mac, they can be productive on a Windows based computer if they want to."
Great job missing the point entirely... Try reading it again.
"We're not going to re-architect the infrastructure to accomodate a handful of whining hardware snobs."
I bet the turnover rate among your best people is plenty high. You epitomize why many folks hate IT/network admins.
BTW, the best attributes of Macs involve software, not hardware.
You epitomize the people the term "Macbot" was invented for.
Now, do you want to keep throwning insults and see if you can turn it into a full-blown flame war?