Don’t take it serious. It’s just humor. BTW, I didn’t make the list.
I know, I’ve read it before. Funny about the toilet seat, some men do get wound up enough about it to even write to Dear Abby (or was it Ann Landers?). Back in the day there was quite the ongoing thing in one of their columns about that topic. Just like the “which side of the roll the toilet paper should come off of (front or back) bruhaha”. Until then it had never occurred to me it should matter. But lots of people apparently DO care if it rolls from the top or from the bottom. I always think people (especially couples) should do their best to keep the peace about things. I don’t complain about sports on tv. He puts up with plenty. :)