I was in a sports bar last night and they had a bank of 12 different TV screens, all showing different games and TV shows.
At first I found it a little confusing, but after a little while I realized having all those different screens competing for my attention worked really well with my Attention Deficit Disorder.
ADD, now you, too, can solicit the diagnosis of the country's most common affliction just before Social Security age and receive a bonus from Uncle Sam of Supplemental Disability Income.
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