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To: yarddog

I liked when Mr. Douglas went to Sam Drucker’s store to buy board games. Drucker tells him he has Cabbage and Monotony. Douglas corrects him that they are Cribbage and Monopoly. Drucker pulls out the boxes that say Cabbage and Monotony.


8 posted on 11/07/2011 10:37:05 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: massgopguy

That show was a laff-riot

Especially with what i was smoking back in those days


10 posted on 11/07/2011 10:44:49 AM PST by Mr. K (The enemy of my enemy is my candidate.)
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To: massgopguy; windcliff

LOL!


20 posted on 11/07/2011 11:41:42 AM PST by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: massgopguy
I liked when Mr. Douglas went to Sam Drucker’s store to buy board games. Drucker tells him he has Cabbage and Monotony. Douglas corrects him that they are Cribbage and Monopoly. Drucker pulls out the boxes that say Cabbage and Monotony.

I'm with you . . . except I believe it was "Scribble" and "Monotony."

I remember when hired hand Eb Dawson was trying to win a radio contest by identifying songs heard on the Pixley radio station. Every song was *exactly* the same instrumental, but Eb would come up with a song title such as "Five-Foot-Two, Eyes of Purple, Has Anyone Seen My Martian Gurple."

The cow, Eleanor, swallowed the transistor radio, in the middle of the contest.

As Lisa, Eb, and Oliver gathered around her to hear the next song (which sounds exactly the same as the others), Eb excitedly says "I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back In My Bed While I Cry Over You!" Oliver says "that sounds just like 'Five-Foot-Two, Eyes of Purple, Has Anyone Seen My Martian Gurple.' (which is does)".

Of course, everyone looks at him as if he's crazy, and Eb says "boy, are you tone deaf!"

21 posted on 11/07/2011 11:57:36 AM PST by Scoutmaster (I stand for something; therefore, I can't stand Romney)
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To: massgopguy

That show was one of the most surreal things ever to appear on television.


23 posted on 11/07/2011 12:16:28 PM PST by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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