[MestaMachine]

This is satire and should be labeled as such.

[Beckwith]

It’s not satire.

I defy you to produce one single account from a female, other than his beard, Michelle, describing her date with obama.

I defy you to produce one single account from a female describing her close intimate relationship with Obama.

There are none — zero — nada — zilch!

But you go right ahead and defend your guy.