The story reads as if the U-Haul itself was drunk......
It is poorly written.
Tell me about it. It was especially odd when the police released this mug shot.
Drunk, out-of-control U-haul trucks are like those guns that suddenly jump up and start shooting everyone for absolutely no reason. Then it provides an excuse to place more controls and regs on them.
When U-hauls are outlawed only outlaws will have U-hauls!