“...In this case, ownership by a ULEO elevates the pug to near-police status. H*ll, he even got to sit in the patrol car.”
I have it on inside information that a pug actually is a member of the “Men in Black” team.
Probably a rumor, though.
That would end this sort of squabble. I say if New Yorkers gotta kill something they be forced to use ball bats or something ~ and limit it to the neighborhood.