[apillar]

Since Allah doesn't exist I really couldn't care anymore than if it was dedicated to Fluffy Fuzzypaws God of Guinea Pigs (Praise his furry goodness!).

[Salamander]

But I’m just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby - can’t do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

/Bohemian Rhapsody interlude

Guess we won’t be buying a Gutterball turkey today.

[BelegStrongbow]

I like your godlet there. My personal fave is Phwammmm, the All-Powerful God (from Marx [toys]!)

[moehoward]

"Fluffy Fuzzypaws God of Guinea Pigs (Praise his furry goodness!)."
You rang?

[SZonian]

Amen!

Besides, our blessing on the food in the name of Jesus trumps their contrived attempt to pander to the muzzies.

Happy Thanksgiving!