You almost burnt down your new house? Man, if your wife is anything like mine, you are lucky to be alive.
You are correct,...and I have the scars to prove it. I am really not a bad person. When I was a little boy I was not bad...I was busy....sort of a Dennis-the-menace....only nicer...yes-maam...no sir....but I had things to do and places to go. I still do...