[JakeS]

I am really not a bad person. When I was a little boy I was not bad...I was busy....sort of a Dennis-the-menace....only nicer...yes-maam...no sir....but I had things to do and places to go.

I understand, I have sons like that.

[Texas Songwriter]

At this time of quiet candor I council that you keep your firm hand on the nap of their neck, knowing all the while that they are good boys. They will love you all the more in their adulthood.