good satire
I heard the tail end where he said Commander AND Chief.....which was wrongly stated....but he also sounded like he said Commander AND Cheat!
You left out the following:
As president of the United States, I pardon these two turkeys, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, for any crimes they have or may commit against the American people. After all, they are good Democrats and always want to do the right thing (did I actually say RIGHT?) for themselves, er, I mean, this country.
As the old saying goes, “Birds of a feather flock together”, and we are one big happy family.
[To which I add, “hopefully one big happy family of JAILBIRDS).
Bon Appetit!
Great writing and meter - I can hear him saying it like it was a recording.
You forgot to close with
Allahu Ahkbar