[Daffynition]

[JamesP81]

Squirrel 1
Man 0

OK, it’s not funny. But it is, a little :D

[montyspython]

Two lucky items to note:

1. It was a .22 rifle
2. Squirrel didn't jump on his head

[driftdiver]

Sounds slightly better then he was fooling around and shot himself in the foot. Instead of a squirrel he should have invented a dangerous animal, like a rabbit.

[AnAmericanMother]

That squirrel run up Brother Newton's coverall, and he jumped up and yelled, "Somethin's gotta hold on me!"

The Mississippi Squirrel Revival

[NakedRampage]

Sheesh...

[Grunthor]

Pour some salt in it to stop the bleeding.

[unkus]

Lucky for him he didn’t have a shot gun.

[jazusamo]

Hold mah beer while I shoot a squirrel.

[muddler]

At least it was his own foot.

[Pan_Yan]

It was only a .22, and I heal fast.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

As Bill Engvall would say;

"Here's your sign."

[Altariel]

[109ACS]

[Darren McCarty]

The squirrel probably laughed at him or yelled at him afterward. I kicked a rather aggressive red squirrel one out of the bird feeder and window screen and he climbed up a tree and started chirping at me. Anyone have fried squirrel?

When I was at MSU and there was a parklike area with a ton of squirrels with no fear of people. I stopped to take a look and a gray one jumped on my leg. Luckily I was wearing long pants.

[Godzilla]

A Benton County, Ore., sheriff's officer says a 36-year-old Monroe man told deputies he was startled by a squirrel that ran up his left leg so he fired at it but hit his foot instead.