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Rosie O'Donnell Is Engaged to Michelle Rounds (barf alert!)
people.com ^ | 12/5/11 | Dahvi Shira

Posted on 12/05/2011 1:35:17 PM PST by Justaham

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To: IncPen
In the divorce proceedings, the person on the left will be known as the ‘gold digger’, the person on the right, as the ‘clam digger’.

Rosie is from the East Coast, and went to College in Boston before dropping out.

In that part of the world it is a bit of an insult to be called a "clam digghhaa" as they would pronouce it, as one of the definitions from the "Urban Dictionary" denotes:

An occupation: Any person from Massachusetts, typically, that harvests clams at low tide in the clam laden inlets. An article of clothing: Pants that are worn by those digging clams. They are cut off 6 inches below the knee and resemble "High Waters" but have no apparent cuff or taper. 1: It's low tide, let's take a ride by the inlet and see if the Clam Diggers are out. 2: Dude, why the *** are you wearing Clam Diggers? We're goin to pick up the ladies, not the beach."

51 posted on 12/05/2011 2:59:36 PM PST by taildragger (( Palin / Mulally 2012 ))
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To: maggief

Is that a Fat Boy?

Nah, looks like a Honda.

I wasn’t talking about the bike.


52 posted on 12/05/2011 3:01:16 PM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: Justaham

I worked on the show Judging Amy.

Rosie worked for a week on an episode.

She had a cast trailer like all actors.

It’s basically a travel trailer with fold out steps that lead into the living area from the outside.

Rosie is the first and only actor I have seen that required a full fledged ramp of stairs with handrails be constructed to assist her fat arse into the trailer.

She probably would have broke the 450lb rated built in stairs.


53 posted on 12/05/2011 3:03:37 PM PST by waus (FUBO UFCMF, Just in case I stuttered, FUBO)
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To: LibertarianLiz

Per Wikipedia, she married Kelli Carpenter in 2002, when San Francisco started issuing marriage licenses to gay couples. I have no idesa if this was even a legal marriage....but they adopted three kids together, and Carpenter had one through artificial insemintation.

In 2007, Carpenter was gone, and Rosie dated Tracy Kachtick-Anders, until 2011.

She just met this latest woman in September...seems Rosie can’t stay alone for long.

So, by my accounting, she’s only had one fake marriage so far.

Oh yeah, in a shocking coincidence, her brother is gay.


54 posted on 12/05/2011 3:11:36 PM PST by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: Justaham

Should I care?


55 posted on 12/05/2011 3:16:23 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (Cain/West 2012....what would the RACISTS LIBERALS say???)
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To: Justaham
feh...

56 posted on 12/05/2011 3:22:46 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Huskrrrr

Proof we are in dire economic times.


57 posted on 12/05/2011 3:29:55 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Thane_Banquo

Once Michelle has to luffa Rosie’s back and give her a Brazilian or two this will end badly.


58 posted on 12/05/2011 3:49:19 PM PST by Recon Dad ("The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win and cheat if necessary.")
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To: Justaham

I hope the vibrator has a short circuit on their wedding night, and turns into a taser.


59 posted on 12/05/2011 3:50:58 PM PST by Venturer
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To: Justaham

I think I’ll contribute to the Salvation Army on their behalf.


60 posted on 12/05/2011 4:09:01 PM PST by katwoman5779
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To: Hardraade
Rounds? Must be an error. She’s not half as round as Rosie..

Then again, who is?

61 posted on 12/05/2011 4:20:32 PM PST by GreenHornet
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To: LachlanMinnesota
They won’t last ... it’s a situation of a square Peg in a Round hole.

There is a dirty joke in there somewhere but i just can't put my finger on it. :-)

62 posted on 12/05/2011 4:22:25 PM PST by RightOnTheBorder
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To: Thane_Banquo

Mrs. Rounds? Sometimes things just fall in your lap. :-)


63 posted on 12/05/2011 4:26:06 PM PST by Invincibly Ignorant
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To: Thane_Banquo

Consummation of the marriage happens how? =.=


64 posted on 12/05/2011 5:04:16 PM PST by cranked
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To: taildragger

While technically you are correct, I was referring to a different sort of clam digging...


65 posted on 12/05/2011 6:15:29 PM PST by IncPen (Educating Barack Obama has been the most expensive project in human history)
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To: Justaham

On the wedding night, Rosie plans to Google it.


66 posted on 12/05/2011 9:56:56 PM PST by doug from upland (Just in case, it has been reserved: www.TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
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To: maggief

I didn’t know those bikes came with air bags, er. fat bags. Wonder how they hold up in a crash?


67 posted on 12/05/2011 10:08:39 PM PST by DeFault User
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